I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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