your thong is hanging out like whoa
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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