I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Jerry, you need to find god
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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