Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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