dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I touched a dick in church today
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