Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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