Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
