i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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