honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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