Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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