Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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