how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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