So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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