It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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