new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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