A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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