you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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