Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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