They should really pass out barf bags in church
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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