A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think people are normalizing furries
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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