Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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