GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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