After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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