Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i was born a porn star she said
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
this just has baby written all over it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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