just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies