A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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