I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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