I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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