one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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