Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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