OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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