Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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