even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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