I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize