i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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