Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy