Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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