We need to rekindle our bromance
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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