You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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