i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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