Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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