My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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