You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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