Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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