dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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