He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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