People in love make me want to vomit
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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