Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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