Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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