hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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