also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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