...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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