Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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