so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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